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Alotta my pals say that I am pretty random, and i like to think out side of the box alot. Im pretty crazy but not in the straight jacket sorta way ya kno. I like to send letters to my friends cuz everyone likes to get real mail every once and a while. I also like to leave messages on answering machines. Those are a few joys in my life. Another joy in my life is my friends. They put happy into my life just being there. They are my favorite people and I would do anything for them. There are many other joys in my life such as my dog and writing. There are sum downs too but the good stuff makes up for it. Ya can't let the bad bring ya down too much bcuz then life gets a little harder everyday cuz its just bringin ya down. Movin on, Im kinda spastic and goofy and thats aways fun. I like to have fun and smile and have a good time. I'm never usually serious but sometimes I am when I write. Other than that, I usually am never serious cuz its just not me. It would just be weird. But hey I'm weird too and sponaneous so ya never know what to expect outta me I am just a firecracker that just never stops goin. Ya think the pop stops but no it keeps on goin. I can also be refered to as spark plug cuz i dunno i guess im sparky but okay. Thats about all the main stuff, you'll learn the rest in time.
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The Hulk squished my lunchbox....hence squishing my Goldfish Crackers...I GOT ANGRY!! So I turned all ESTROGEN HOOLKA on his ass and annhilated his face with sporks and pretzel sticks. That seemed to bum him out. I topped it off with a dab of westchestershire sauce so that WestChestershire cats would be highly attracted to him! And the cats, they natuarally clawed his eyes out and shat in his ear canal. That, that right there was just wrong. The Hulk began to deteriorate....making him the tiny midget he really was.
Feeling brave being the bigger person now, I picked him up and put him in a dangerous midget asylum where he gets counseling 3 times a week for his anger problem. After eating many meals of fish and crackers, he grew a total of 7 inches...making him almost double the size of Barbie and her boyfriend Ken. With this, he now has a much higher self esteem and is recovering his life traumas with radioactive chemicals and such drugs as LSD in Druggies Annonymous. He will soon be living with his Aunt Dorie and Uncle Buck. We hope to see him in a padded room sometime after his release...because then the asylum can have a squshy room party. Those who were able to attend last time find amusment in this. Ya know ya do lols Who wouldn't go to a padded room party? You know it'd be fun with all the interesting people who surround you to bounce off the walls for the same simple enjoyment as you do. But...OH NO! You find you are fitting in too well with the others! This is only a documentary..but you are being sucked into the crazy insane vortex of insanity! Everything is freakishly echoing. And you wake up rolling on bubblewrap... how weird is that? Crazy weird... That was fun. It was a nice break from reality. I love you =) Jenny at 11:31 PM
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