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Alotta my pals say that I am pretty random, and i like to think out side of the box alot. Im pretty crazy but not in the straight jacket sorta way ya kno. I like to send letters to my friends cuz everyone likes to get real mail every once and a while. I also like to leave messages on answering machines. Those are a few joys in my life. Another joy in my life is my friends. They put happy into my life just being there. They are my favorite people and I would do anything for them. There are many other joys in my life such as my dog and writing. There are sum downs too but the good stuff makes up for it. Ya can't let the bad bring ya down too much bcuz then life gets a little harder everyday cuz its just bringin ya down. Movin on, Im kinda spastic and goofy and thats aways fun. I like to have fun and smile and have a good time. I'm never usually serious but sometimes I am when I write. Other than that, I usually am never serious cuz its just not me. It would just be weird. But hey I'm weird too and sponaneous so ya never know what to expect outta me I am just a firecracker that just never stops goin. Ya think the pop stops but no it keeps on goin. I can also be refered to as spark plug cuz i dunno i guess im sparky but okay. Thats about all the main stuff, you'll learn the rest in time.
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her smiling eyes
this is your cue. smile.

Saturday, June 12, 2004

Way late...want to talk about flippin Friday but hell dude...it's half past 4am now...WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING UP?!?!?!? I freakin hear morning birds chirping...no good dude! So a filler before the really good shizza comes about. Prolly later today. So here it goes...as I humored my mom for my own well-being...we talked about my random thoughts. Do chickens have lips? came up. She says she remembers hearin that on a comedy show...when a waiter asks if the guy wants a cup of pure caffine, the dude replies "Do chickens have lips" Now seriously, if I was a waitress..that would fuck me up. I'd prolly pause for a long time and think...snap back to reality and totally forget what I asked him. With that..I would be so confuddled..I would slowly walk away...lost. This is what I would think about during that long pause:
1= reg me 2= responding me
Me1: Sometimes I talk to myself
Me2: And sometimes...she talks back!
Me1: Don't just shout it out...Im sensitive about it....
Me2: Are you talking out loud or mentally?
Me1: I don't really know anymore?? Am I?
Me2: Do chicken have lips?
Me1: :::Thinks really hard...::: I'm sure if one tried to....it wouldnt fly too well with the coup.
Me2; Right...they'd have to be drawn on...
Me1: Quite horribly of course...wings and all to try and grip lipstick..
Me2: Lips still would be pointy...
Me1: And if they tried to kiss a human...well...oww. Hell of a peck on the cheek.
Me2: Prolly draw some blood there...
Me1: That wouldnt be too hot...
Me2: Drunk maybe...
Me1: ....no, no....think about it...ugly, feathery chick with poorly drawn lipstick...
Me2: Some men are desperate...
Me1: It's fucking poultry for goodness sake! Hot damn!
Me2: Chickens with lips...hah
Me1: Dude shut up...that's weird to think about...
Me2: Cheese curds...
Me1: Alright now that just flippin ruined the mood...

Think about it...curds....that word just sounds so disgusting on its own. Curds...curds...curds...when I think of curds...I think of a bird shitting on my head and that "Shit...this is about the grodiest moment of my life..." Now picture it...curds...whoa...mentally saying and picturing curds...totally ruins a mood. I think I'm gonna go to bed now. This is really gross. Curds...that'll be the nicer way to say 'shit' but then used in worse context. It's the new 'fuck' for 'shit'. Rock the inappropriateness at 3 minutes to 5am. I WANNA SEE THE SUN RISE!!! YESH!! Something to look forward from this random staying up for no reason besides I'm still running dude...I still have energy..Im still balling...Im still yea whatever...Im still up and running. I'm good. Proud. And still up for only 16 hours? What? I dunno. What the hell. What am I doing? Sitting. "I'm on fire. And now I think im ready to bust a move...check it out im rockin steady...go"
I'm gone.

Jenny at 4:35 AM

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